The physic teacher speaks about the effect from heat and the cold.
Heat makes things longer and cold makes them shorter.
Can you give me examples?
Moritz : Oh yes, the holidays in summer lasted 9 weeks, the holiday in winter only 2 weeks.

Midsummer. It's very hot and soon it will begin to rain.
Suddenly a caretaker comes running with a hose in his hand.
The headmaster sees him and asks, why the other man is so in hurry.
It will rain anyway.
The caretaker says, that he must water the loan quickly, because he wants to be finished, before it starts to rain.

At the end, an observation from the pupils of the 3c(1997/98):

Beautiful weather during the week; when weekend comes , the rain will peak.

Funny holidays and plenty of sunshine wishes the 3c to you ! Aboo!!!!!

Sarina, Sanja, Daniela D., Jennifer, Daniela F., Markus, Michaela, Isabella, Barbara, Matthias,
Christopher, Stefanie, Marion, Alexander, Berit, Julia, Stefan, Raffaela, Dominik, Arno,
Gernot, Enrica, Christoph S.,

Christoph Th., Robert, Christian, Viktoria, Thien (the writer) and our teachers P. Eisenbarth and I. Ehrentraut !!!!!

Miss Smith : "I saw nine men standing under an umbrella and none of them got wet.
" Mr Jake : "That must have been a big umbrella."
Miss Smith :"Oh no. It wasn`t raining!"

How did you find the weather on your vacation?
I just went outside and there it was.

What do you call it when it rains chicken and ducks?
Fowl weather.

Tourists ask much . Tourist: "Does it always rain here?"
Leader:" Oh no, it sometimes snows."

Say as fast as you can:
Weather it is cold or weather it is hot, we must have weather, weather or not.

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